What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?